Reindeer Christmas Sweaters
Face it. It wouldn’t be Christmas without reindeer. Remember the Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer song? How bitter-sweet was that!? Would it have made any sense if they were sleigh dogs? Or what about pigs? Everyone knows pigs CAN’T fly (hence the overused idiom about pigs flying). So we are left with reindeer. So take your pick among a variety of different reindeer sweaters.
Humping Reindeer Sweatshirt
Are you a habitual line stepper? Then this sweater is for you. These humping reindeer will are great for adult Ugly Christmas sweater parties, or on any given Wednesday (hump day).
Grey Reindeer Ugly Christmas Sweater
Also great for parties or just plain Wednesdays, people might ask why these floating/humping reindeer are above the treeline, while the stars (or are those snowflakes!?) are below them?
Reindeer Hearts Christmas Sweater
These reindeer are really into showing their Christmas spirit. Not is the first one carrying the previous one on his back, but that reindeer is in turn doing the same for the 3rd reindeer. This altruism is highlighted by the hearts below.
Red Reindeer Christmas Sweater
humping dancing reindeer thing is sure to be a hit. Unfortunately people will mistake this innocent silhouette of reindeer just having fun, for two reindeer in the act of something less innocent (like wrestling).
Rudolph Trophy Sweater
You’ll be the envy of any gathering with ths one. People will wonder why they never thought of this. If anyone is offended by this, tell them you apologize that the sweatshirt doesn’t do justice to the actual mantle you have at home.
Dead Reindeer Sweater
Have a blast explaining that these reindeer are actually dead. If thety ask why, just tell them grandpa took revenge aftfer they ran over grandma!
XOXO Hearts Sweatshirt
Bring tacky back with a sweatshirt that has two reindeer about to collide with a Christmas tree, with several xoxo’s and hearts below. To top it off, Space Invaders-like pixelation makes it difficult to tell that these are xoxo’s and hearts. But who knows, this may increase your chances under the mistletoe!
Navy Step Brothers Sweater
This sweater’s cool colors might betray just how warm it actually is. Even the reindeer are white (perhaps because they are frozen in place, or perhaps because someone decided to make snowreindeer instead of snowmen). Don’t ask why there are trees at the top AND bottom of the shirt.
Red and Green Ugly Sweater
With a pattern that resembles what one would imagine 4-big gaming looks like when on an acid trip, this sweater ensure some interesting conversations at a UCS party (or anywhere else for that matter).
Santa on Sleigh with Reindeer Sweatshirt
Looking like it fell out of the worst-looking Atari 2600 game ever, this unsightly red sweater boasts amazingly tacky graphics. Sure to be a hit at any party, people may even start playing Tic Tac Toe on the squares.
Green Reindeer Christmas Sweater
Here is a Rudolph sweater that actually lights up! And for people who aren’t a fan of Rudolph, just tell them scarf is only there to keep his mouth shut!
Beige Ugly Christmas Sweater
Show off your love of reindeer AND lack of color coordination with this beige-colored sweater. The fact that they look like highly pixelated petroglyphs opens this sweater up for many avenues of made-up stories over their supposed meaning.