Somebody talked, and this elf is not happy about it. The Snitches Get Stitches Grumpy Elf Adult Unisex Knitted Ugly Christmas Sweater puts a scrappy cartoon elf with a black eye and a cheek bandage front and center, glaring out from under his red hat above a parchment banner that reads "SNITCHES GET STITCHES."
The elf sits on a dark green panel across a crisp white body, framed by bright red sleeves covered in white snowflakes, with green ribbed trim at the crew neck, cuffs and waistband for a classic red, white and green holiday look. It's a guaranteed laugh at ugly sweater contests, office holiday parties and white elephant exchanges, and it makes a perfect gift for the family member who always knows who's been naughty.
- Grumpy Elf Design: A bruised, bandaged elf with serious attitude.
- Snitches Get Stitches Banner: Parchment scroll lettering across the chest.
- Snowflake Sleeves: Bright red sleeves with white snowflakes.
- True Knit: Design knitted in, not printed, so colors stay crisp.
- Lightweight Polyester: Fine-gauge knit with green ribbed trim.
- Adult Unisex Sizes: XS to 4XL for men and women.
UCS Shipping & Returns Portal
Shopping for holiday apparel at UCS is quick, reliable, and hassle-free:
Fast Dispatch: Orders are processed and leave the warehouse within 24–48 hours, ensuring your festive gear arrives in time for the party season.
Free Domestic Shipping Options: Enjoy free standard delivery on qualifying orders over $35, along with expedited and international shipping methods available at checkout.
Dedicated Self-Service Portal: Easily initiate a return or exchange by visiting the RETURNS link on the homepage and entering your order number (e.g.,
UCS-XXXXXXX) alongside your billing zip code.Generous Return Window: Returns and exchanges are accepted postmarked within 45 days of your fulfillment date for items in original, unworn condition with tags intact.
Flexible Resolution: Use the portal to select your preferred outcome—choose between a full refund to your original payment method, an exchange for a different size, or store credit.
Simple Prepaid Labels: Downloadable return labels are generated upon approval to ensure smooth processing and tracking back to the fulfillment center.
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Somebody talked, and this elf is not happy about it. The Snitches Get Stitches Grumpy Elf Adult Unisex Knitted Ugly Christmas Sweater puts a scrappy cartoon elf with a black eye and a cheek bandage front and center, glaring out from under his red hat above a parchment banner that reads "SNITCHES GET STITCHES."
The elf sits on a dark green panel across a crisp white body, framed by bright red sleeves covered in white snowflakes, with green ribbed trim at the crew neck, cuffs and waistband for a classic red, white and green holiday look. It's a guaranteed laugh at ugly sweater contests, office holiday parties and white elephant exchanges, and it makes a perfect gift for the family member who always knows who's been naughty.
- Grumpy Elf Design: A bruised, bandaged elf with serious attitude.
- Snitches Get Stitches Banner: Parchment scroll lettering across the chest.
- Snowflake Sleeves: Bright red sleeves with white snowflakes.
- True Knit: Design knitted in, not printed, so colors stay crisp.
- Lightweight Polyester: Fine-gauge knit with green ribbed trim.
- Adult Unisex Sizes: XS to 4XL for men and women.
UCS Shipping & Returns Portal
Shopping for holiday apparel at UCS is quick, reliable, and hassle-free:
Fast Dispatch: Orders are processed and leave the warehouse within 24–48 hours, ensuring your festive gear arrives in time for the party season.
Free Domestic Shipping Options: Enjoy free standard delivery on qualifying orders over $35, along with expedited and international shipping methods available at checkout.
Dedicated Self-Service Portal: Easily initiate a return or exchange by visiting the RETURNS link on the homepage and entering your order number (e.g.,
UCS-XXXXXXX) alongside your billing zip code.Generous Return Window: Returns and exchanges are accepted postmarked within 45 days of your fulfillment date for items in original, unworn condition with tags intact.
Flexible Resolution: Use the portal to select your preferred outcome—choose between a full refund to your original payment method, an exchange for a different size, or store credit.
Simple Prepaid Labels: Downloadable return labels are generated upon approval to ensure smooth processing and tracking back to the fulfillment center.
#1 In Quality Products Guaranteed
Fast Shipping Guaranteed
Cheerful Customer Service
Hassle Free Exchange & Returns
