Do you remember that insane Halloween movie from a few years ago, The Human Centipede? The one with the subtitles? How could you not, right? Well, if you're truly twisted in the brain, like something in the last few months has taken over your thoughts, then there is no doubt that you'll want to buy and wear this Santa Claus and Elfs Santapead Elves Ugly Christmas Sweater. With Santa taking the lead here (the best position to be in here, if you ask us), and his elves connected via his rear, there's nothing that says the holidays more than a train of Santa and his elves engaged in one of the most disturbing visions in human history.