Tacky Christmas Sweaters
Ugly Christmas sweaters are bringing tacky back like we never thought possible. And let’s face it–it’s not really an ugly Christmas sweater if it’s not in effect, tacky. Nevertheless, there are some sweaters that rise well above and beyond the call of tackiness. What can be tackier than an 8-bit Santa Claus head, or a beige sweater? Clearly there exists a hierarchy of tackiness within the UCS collection, and these are hands down, the tackiest!
Christmas Hanukkah Sweater
Show off your tackiness by mixing-and-matching recent and highly commercialized traditions from one culture with long-held cultural traditions from another!
Regift Christmas Sweater
A ketchup red sweater, within white and green zig zags encapsulating the word REGIFT. Its tackiness speaks for itself
Metal Nutcracker Sweater
Rock your Ugly Christmas sweater like a hurricane with this sweater. These nutcrackers making the metal hand gesture that will have people remembering the days when MTV was still cool!
Beige Ugly Christmas Sweaters
When it comes to tackiness,. the color beige is in a league of its own!
Beige Ugly Christmas Sweater
Beige Ugly Christmas Sweater – Beige-colored with petroglyph-looking reindeer with oversized heads. All of which are surrounded by symbols/shapes that make little if any sense. The tackometer can’t even measure this one!
Flashing Lights Ugly Sweater
While not fully beige, this sweater does boast beige-colored snow (opening up many conversations over the reason for the snow’s somewhat-yellow discoloration). Raising the roof with their little stick hands, these beige snow(people) might just be worshiping the floating light up trees!
Santa Christmas Sweater
Beige/Off white-colored and sporting an over-sized, yet inexplicably thin Santa, this sweater exudes tackiness! If you want to get really creative, stick some tacks on Santa to make it even “tackier!” Men: be careful not to wet this Santa’s feet when visiting the john!
Elf Christmas Sweater
Take tackiness to a whole new level with this Elf Christmas sweater. People will be calling you a cotton-headed ninny muggins left and right once you put this on!