Irreverent Christmas Sweaters
What is Christmas without a little irreverence? I mean really, given all the stress of buying gifts and having to win countless in-store fist fights to be the person who gets to buy that ‘last item’ (until the ‘new shipment’ magically arrives the next day!), we adults deserve to take a load off and engage in some insulting humor. But be warned, some of these sweaters are not for the feint-of-heart!
“Balls” Christmas Sweater
Show some balls this Christmas with this iconic ball sweater. After all, everyone loves the ornament decoration that comes with Christmas! So don this sweater and have a ball the next ugly sweater party!
Rudolph Trophy Sweater
Take Rudolph with you everywhere you go! Who doesn’t want Rudolph on their mantle (or at least on their chest and representing a place on your mantle). Note: You may not want to wear this at a PETA event!
Humping Reindeer Sweatshirt
These humping reindeer are sure to attract well-deserved attention. Some might consider this inappropriate but you can always respond with something like “they’re just trying to keep warm.”
Red Filthy Animal Sweater / Green Filthy Animal Sweater
Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal! This sweater is a guaranteed hit among Home Alone fans out there. And for those who haven’t seen the movie it’s a great opportunity to explain what they’re missing. In any case, this is probably what Santa tells his reindeer after their long day’s work.
Red Reindeer Christmas Sweater
Two reindeer innocently galloping and enjoying the holiday. Some people may take this the “wrong” way but that’s just a chance to explain how silhouettes can make for optical illusions and then lecture them about having their minds in the gutter during the holidays
Reindeer Hearts Christmas Sweater
These galloping reindeer are sure to turn a few heads. Unfortunately, given the limited horizontal spacing allowed on a sweater, these reindeer are bunched up together. No harm, no foul!
Fruit Cake Christmas Sweater
Celebrate one of Christmas’s most beloved (or hated?) cakes. And don’t be surprised if this sweater inspires some Jerky Boy quotes!