Santa Christmas Sweaters
What would Christmas be without good ol’ Saint Nick? Ok so many of us were heartbroken to find out that Santa Claus wasn’t coming down into our chimney, eating our home baked cookies and leaving us disappointing gifts because we were “bad.” Our parents were just being cheap and that guy at the mall was nothing more than a sweaty pervert who couldn’t pass the psych evaluation to be a security guard. Nevertheless, these funny Santa sweaters will take the sting out of those disappointments!
Skinny Santa Christmas Sweater
Address 2 trends within one sweater. Not only does this sweater reach new heights in tackiness with its corny beige color and its completely asymmetrical Santa, its also clear that Santa has been on the Paleo diet.
Stars and Santa Sweater
The 4th of July has its Stars and Stripes. It’s only natural that Christmas would have its Stars and Santa. This sweater boasts a floating Santa head and Christmas tree along with snowflakes and stars, some of which apparently exist in the foreground (don’t wear this to Astronomy class).
Snowflake Candy Canes
What do you get when you mix a tacky Christmas ideas with 4-bit gaming? An unsightly green sweatshirt with an illogical stacking of snowflakes, Santas, more snowflakes, candy canes, and at the bottom of it all, trees. All that’s missing is Donkey Kong rolling barrels down these levels.
Big Santa Claus Sweatshirt
This sweatshirt is sure to get attention. With a Santa Claus head as big as your chest, this sweatshirt is ripe for further modification. Personally, I would add a cigarette sticking out of his mouth.