Womens Ugly Sweater Size Guide
Bust Measurement (in inches)
With arms relaxed down at your sides, measure the fullest part of your chest, all the way around your body from front to back. Keep the measuring tape parallel to the ground.
Waist Measurement (in inches)
Measure around the smallest area of your waist, keeping the tape parallel to the ground.
Hips Measurement (in inches)
Stand with your feet together and keeping the tape straight and parallel to the floor, measure around the fullest part of your hips.
Ugly Christmas Sweater Womens Sizing Chart
|General Size||Bust||Waist (Inches)||Arm Measurement (Inches)||Numeric Size|
Women’s Santa’s Butt Crack Ugly Christmas Sweater
Who doesn’t l’ve themse’ves some crack? If you l’ve butts and you can not lie, then this insane and ‘ver-the-top Women’s Santa’s Butt Crack ugly Christmas sweater will h’ve all your friends rolling around on the floor in laughter when they see you wearing this around town.
- 85% Acrylic / 15% Wool
- Unisex Fit. See size chart for additional sizing information.
The butt crack never gets any love. Now you show everyone around you how crass of a sense of humor you have by wearing his stupid Women’s Santa’s Butt Crack sweater. This raunchy ugly Christmas sweater probably isn’t work safe but it for sure will make all your friends and family laugh when they see you wearing this at your next friends of family holiday party.