With arms relaxed down at your sides, measure the fullest part of your chest, all the way around your body from front to back. Keep the measuring tape parallel to the ground.
Waist Measurement (in inches)
Measure around your waistline where you normally wear your pants. Keep a finger between your body and measurement tape for an accurate fit.
Ugly Christmas Sweater Mens Sizing Chart
General Size
Chest (Inches)
Waist (Inches)
Arm Measurement (Inches)
XS
32-34
24-26
30.5-31
S
34-36
28-30
31.5-32
M
38-40
32-34
32.5-33
L
42-44
36-38
33.5-35
XL
46-48
40-42
34.5-35
XXL
50-52
44-46
35.5-36
3XL
52-54
48-50
36.5-37
4XL
54-56
52-54
37.5-38
This size chart is intended for reference only. Sizes can vary between brands.
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Measuring Tips to Assure The Best Fit
